Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Table of Contents

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" height=25 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mogswebsite.com"><U><IMG SRC="1754300c0.png" border=0 width="48" height="12" ALT="Home" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A><A HREF="id3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Comprehensive Index"><U><IMG SRC="17558f0c0.png" border=0 width="143" height="12" ALT="Comprehensive Index" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A><A HREF="id8.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Mogs"><U><IMG SRC="17563d0c0.png" border=0 width="61" height="12" ALT="Contact" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A><A HREF="http://members.tripod.com/Mark4.Ram/MainGraphicsArea/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.tripod.com/Mark4.Ram/Main"><U><IMG SRC="17574d0c0.png" border=0 width="77" height="12" ALT="Art Gallery" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A><A HREF="http://members.tripod.com/Mark4.Ram/MOGSPart2/index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.tripod.com/Mark4.Ram/MOGS"><U><IMG SRC="17585e0d0.png" border=0 width="94" height="13" ALT="Photo Gallery" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A><A HREF="http://members.tripod.com/Mark4.Ram/Interviews/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.tripod.com/Mark4.Ram/Inte"><U><IMG SRC="17594c0c0.png" border=0 width="76" height="12" ALT="Interviews" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" height=455 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <IMG SRC="18ae066a0.jpg" border=0 width="262" height="106" ALT="Stories Essays Editorials Humor" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <B>T  A  B  L  E    O  F    C  O  N  T  E  N  T  S</B></div> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="1" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="583" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#996600 HEIGHT= 14 WIDTH="154"><div>         <A HREF="id172.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>PAGE 1</U></A></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#CC9900 WIDTH="202"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="14" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="202" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#FFCC66 WIDTH="217"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="14" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="217" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 67 ><NOBR><div> <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFCC" FACE="Arial" >  1 -</FONT> <A HREF="id172_home_pc_home.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>HOME PC HOME</U></A></div> <div> <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFCC" FACE="Arial" >  2 -</FONT> <A HREF="id172_ode_to_a_lizard.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>HOT FOOT LIZARD</U></A></div> <div> <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFCC" FACE="Arial" >  3 -</FONT> <A HREF="id172_being_motivated.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>BEING MOTIVATED</U></A></div> <div>   4 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id172_drive_to_bakerfield_pass.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>DRIVE TO BAKERFIELD</U></A></FONT></div> <div>   5 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id172_just_who_are_we.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>JUST WHO ARE WE</U></A></FONT></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div>   6 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id172_good_morning_and_thanks_for_shopping____.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>GOOD MORNING AND ...</U></A></FONT></div> <div>   7 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id172_isp_tattoo_parlors.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>ISP TATTOO PARLORS</U></A></FONT></div> <div>   8 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id172_connecting_with_strangers.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>CONNECTING WITH STRANGERS</U></A></FONT></div> <div>   9 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id172_y2day_____1_1_2000.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>Y2KDAY</U></A></FONT></div> <div> 10 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id172_e_mail_____in_bulk.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>E-MAIL IN BULK</U></A></FONT></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> 11 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id172_cyberterrorism.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><I>CYBER</I></U></A><A HREF="id172_cyberterrorism.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>TERRORISM</U></A></FONT></div> <div> 12 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id172_lifenet_12_5_99.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>LIFE/NET</U></A></FONT></div> <div> <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFCC" FACE="Arial" >13 -</FONT> <A HREF="id172_site_why_not__1_22_2000.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>SITE WHY NOT</U></A></div> <div> 14 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id172_buzz_board_sensibility.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>MESSAGE BOARD SENSIBILITY</U></A></FONT></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#6600CC HEIGHT= 14 WIDTH="154"><div>         <A HREF="id45.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>PAGE 2</U></A></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#6600FF WIDTH="202"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="14" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="202" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#6666FF WIDTH="217"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="14" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="217" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 14 WIDTH="154"><div> 15 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id45_the_cold____6_29_01.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>THE COLD</U></A></FONT></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> 16 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id45_they_re_playing_my_song.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>MCCLANNAHAN MUFFLERS</U></A></FONT></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> 17 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id45_spinning_ball___03_26_2001.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>SPINNING BALL</U></A></FONT>  18 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id45_election_2000______s_nf_1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>ELECTION 2000</U></A></FONT></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#006600 HEIGHT= 14 WIDTH="154"><div>         <A HREF="id170.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>PAGE 3</U></A></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#339966 WIDTH="202"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="14" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="202" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#00CC99 WIDTH="217"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="14" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="217" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 27 ><NOBR><div> 19 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id170_the_woodford_archive.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>WOODFORD ARCHIVE</U></A></FONT></div> <div> 20 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id170_men_and_women_101.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>MEN AND WOMEN</U></A></FONT></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> 21 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id170_research_and_development.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT</U></A></FONT></div> <div> 22 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id170_my_winter_canvas.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>MY WINTER CANVAS</U></A></FONT></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> 23 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id170_house_of_blues.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>HOUSE OF BLUES</U></A></FONT></div> <div> 24 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id170_connecting_with_strangers_part_2.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>PART 2 - CONNECTING WITH ...</U></A></FONT></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#3300FF HEIGHT= 14 WIDTH="154"><div>         <A HREF="id196.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>PAGE 4</U></A></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#3366FF WIDTH="202"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="14" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="202" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#3399FF WIDTH="217"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="14" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="217" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 27 ><NOBR><div> 25 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id196_life_cycles.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>LIFE CYCLES</U></A></FONT></div> <div> 26 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id196_political_packaging.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>POLITICAL PACKAGING</U></A></FONT></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> 27 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id196_thoughts_about_thought.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>THOUGHTS ABOUT THOUGHT</U></A></FONT></div> <div> 28 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id196_where_do_we_go_from_here_.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?</U></A></FONT></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> 29 - <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id196_moving_forward____backwards.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U>MOVING FORWARD BACKWARD</U></A></FONT></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mogswebsite.com"><U><IMG SRC="1b2aa2170.jpg" border=0 width="162" height="23" ALT="Mark's Online Graphics Site" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <div> Website Design by Mark McKinley ~ Logos & Photos (C) 1999-2008 Mark's Online Graphics Site</div> </td> </tr></table></body>